| Tuesday, February 28th, 2012 |
| 11:33 pm |
Kenzie, so glad yer home safe. Mum sent a gift from the little squirt, I'll get that to yah in a a day or two, whenever yer feelin' up to visitors. And now that yer back, Hollyer better not let you outta his sight.
And speakin' of the buddy system. Since I'm supposed to keep an eye out for yah Sandra, just give a shout if you need an escort to yer classes. I am more then happy to oblige. |
| Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 |
| 6:08 pm |
There's a lot to enjoy about Valentine's Day, and they all have to do with the day after. The desperate lasses celebratin' Singles Awareness Day, the discounted chocolates, and the happy buzz of Justin's newly adopted "Not Valentine's Day". |
| Saturday, February 11th, 2012 |
| 6:53 pm |
With the events of this past week, Sylvia and Aspen's disappearance, it's been brought to my attention that some might not be so eager to go out this weekend. This just won't do. No one should be afraid to enjoy an evenin' out, especially in troubled times like these. So I am offering meself to any lass who's afraid to go out alone. If you come to the pub, I'll make sure you get home safe and sound. |
| Saturday, January 28th, 2012 |
| 10:23 am |
To the Lovely Ladies of Zeta Delta, all I have to say is thank you! Me conch says the Beach Party was a success!
Now to get ready for tonight. Bess, you'd better have a mug with me name on it! |
| Friday, January 13th, 2012 |
| 11:53 pm |
Hang on gents, me conch is callin'!
He says the sea is missin' me, and we should party at the beach some time. Until then, I suppose I'll just party the old fashion way, at the pub. See ya there. |
| Friday, December 23rd, 2011 |
| 3:51 am |
[dictaquilled]
Tomorrow is Christmas Eve Day! It's both an Eve and a Day. A Christmas Miracle.
Da and I spent the evenin' bar hopping. Ma's not goin' to like that. Not when she had to stay home with the Squirts. Slaters! We need to have an annual Rivers/Slater Night of Shenanan- Shenanigans. Christmas is a time for togetherness, yeah? So let's get together! Morans, yer welcome too!
Feckin' Hell, Da stole me beer. Guess that means I need to pay better attention. |
| Friday, December 2nd, 2011 |
| 1:48 am |
Finally! A contest that I can put my whole expertise into!
Dave, yer Psychotic Hammer was impressive, but not amongst me favorites. And that's got almost nothin' to do with the lasses yer runnin' against. Sorry mate.
So it's between Bess and Piper. I mean, the Blackout Bastard and the Unbalanced Flamingo. Both drinks have strong qualities, which I love, but also makes pickin' a winner a bit of a challenge. Before I can come to a decision, the only fair thing to do will be to try both drinks again, and again, just to be sure of me favorite. I'll be headin' to Zanzibar and endin' the night at Waldo's, hopefully with a winner in mind. |
| Thursday, November 24th, 2011 |
| 1:52 pm |
For any who celebrate it, Happy Thanksgiving. I'm spending this American holiday at me step-ma's parents house in Washington. Of the various benefits of this day, the food is delicious, and the 'sport' is quite entertaining. These blokes need to head to the UK and learn a real sport. |
| Monday, November 21st, 2011 |
| 7:22 pm |
To the lads with the Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka at Waldo's... Just stop. You've lost yer man card. |
| Sunday, November 20th, 2011 |
| 6:19 pm |
You know when you can feel the alcohol in yer toes? That's a great feeling.
And how was yer weekend? |
| Thursday, November 10th, 2011 |
| 1:18 am |
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace. |
| Monday, October 24th, 2011 |
| 3:06 pm |
I want to thank everyone who came out for our first Beer Pong tournament on Saturday. I believe it was a huge success, judging by the fact that I don' actually remember who won. For those poor wankers who didn' make it out, worry not! I see many more of these in the future. And thanks to Felicity Weasley for capturin' this shot for us, from what appears to be the roof. ( Good times! ) |
| Thursday, October 20th, 2011 |
| 7:20 pm |
People! Which sounds more grand? 'Death by Beer Pong' or 'Squished by a Dragon'?
Ready, debate! |
| Tuesday, October 18th, 2011 |
| 6:55 pm |
Friends, family, other people! I hear rumor of a beer pong tournament at 245 Pineview, this Saturday night. Come as a team, or come by yerself. Entry will be one pack of beer. Or more if ye want the games to continue.
Bring yer game faces people, this will be a grand night! |
| Monday, October 10th, 2011 |
| 7:26 pm |
NOAH MORAN! STICKING CHARMS? WHY HAVEN'T WE THOUGHT OF THAT? |
| Friday, September 30th, 2011 |
| 9:52 pm |
Silly Echo, while I do love lamp, I will never be able to renounce my love for women. And to show the world my love for women, I will be utilizing the coupon at The Dance Hall later tonight. |
| Friday, September 23rd, 2011 |
| 6:55 am |
It's Friday! That means you'll find me in me assigned seat in me favorite class, Waldo's. Hope to see you all there.
Bess, get 'em started. I'll be there soon! |
| Tuesday, September 13th, 2011 |
| 2:46 pm |
I love lamp! |
| Monday, July 4th, 2011 |
| 12:12 pm |
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